1) Their apparent caffeine addiction. I've never seen so many people in desperate need for espresso, and our usual clientel is lawyers! And they start them young, I had an 8 year old yesterday order a triple (that means 3 shots of espresso) grande (medium) mocha (chocolate).
2) The most slutty fully clothed people. They have to be covered, from neck to mid-calf. Yet somehow they have managed to slut even that up. Super tight belts, 6 inch red stiletto heals, makeup gun set to whore...I'm impressed.
3) The biggest buns I've ever seen. So part of the deal is they can't cut their hair, I think it has to do with a vanity thing (anyone Pentacostal experts, please correct me if I'm wrong). Instead they create hairdos that even Miss Texas would be ashamed to wear.


So what have I learned from my time serving the Pentacosts? There are crazier religions than my own. Thank God!